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Glasgow tumbleweed 

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.
Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.
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Tacony Tumbleweed 

After 2:30 am on Frankford avenue, when the drunkards have settled for the night all that is seen is a sea of broken beer bottles and the constant flow of Tacony Tumbleweeds blowing down the street.

Human Tumbleweed 

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
Human Tumbleweed by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.
President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

Aliquippa tumbleweed 

An Aliquippa tumbleweed is a piece of trash blowing down the street, sidewalk, or someones yard. I.e. a plastic cup, a potato chip bag. Sometimes an Aliquippa tumbleweed can even be money someone dropped.
Wtf was that noise?
Just an Aliquippa tumbleweed

trailer park tumbleweed 

It's that tumbleweed of garbage rolling threw your trailer park in the wind. It's made up of random garbage assholes throw out of their car windows , that get blow into your trailer park on the side of the highway. May contain a mixture of: cigarette butts, plastic bags, Taco Bell bags used as a vomit bags, used napkins, empty nips, and random articles of soiled clothing, maybe a dead animal.....you never know what else to expect.
Whoa! Check out that gnarly trailer park tumbleweed blowing across the lawn!

Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
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no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'