Tooties

Farts. The act of passing gas.

Somebody did some tooties up in here. It stinks!

by Feyo from St. Louis September 10, 2012

Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

by Torgera January 17, 2012

toolsie

A hooper that everybody likes and and some love.

Raj Toolsie is a king

by $o$a August 31, 2017

toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey

Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column

by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

swamp tootie

Stank ass sweat ass stanky pussy.

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"

by VSL December 1, 2013

Tootie

Something sweet, or something nice.

Cake is such a tootie

by Pinkdymond January 27, 2020