Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Toffee dick

A male with large dick ,who “drops large loads of sweet cum after sex.”

The new guy I was dating , gave me toffee dick . I had to take a shower after sex ,because I had cum in my hair.

by GearCruncher February 3, 2018

Toffee teeth

Toffee teeth is normally associated with somalis. its basically in the name when your teeth look like rotten toffees. Also known as Somali teeth stains.

oh gosh did you see her teeth? yes!! I saw the Somali teeth stains (toffee teeth).
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.

by P.Sxo July 2, 2022

toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

by GinoC February 4, 2010

toffee bear

to nibble on a piece of toffee as if you were a bear

hey everyone let’s nibble on toffee bear and post a toffee butt

by numnumneyumner September 10, 2018