don't buff my pylon

Buffing someones pylon: purposely taking credit for someone elses work, something they did or made. Not buffing someones pylon: mentioning something someone else did and saying that they made it (Note: this has nothing to do with the word pylon)

Person1: Yeah see that over there I made it.
Person2: Dude your awesome at this.
Person3: Don't buff my pylon you asshat

by The Free Man September 27, 2006

Pylon God

The true father of all beings.

Oh dear Pylon God forgive me for i have followed thine sinner known as Daquan.

by nevertobeseenagain November 06, 2017

Pylon

A cutie who stands there and does nothing.

What are you looking at you pylon.

by qtqtqtqtqtqt March 10, 2017

Nylon Pylon Special

The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.

Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn

by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 16, 2020

pylon stroller

pylon stroller is a word to say 'i didn't even go to that party....' when you are ajitated

scott capinick: hey man, u were so funny on saturday
sean cadman: pylon stroller!!! (but i didnt even go to that partay!!!) :(
sean cadman: oh well... mother weres pokemon yellow version

by Samdawg April 25, 2007

Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023