Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021
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Deceased

Something funny, hilarous or something unpleasant. If you find something extremelly good and it's making you happy, it can have you deceased. If you find something extremelly unpleasant, bad and ghastly, it can have you deceased.
1: Omg dude, this cheeseburguer is amazing, i'm deceased
2: Oh no fuck, i think this egg is rotten, i'm decesead!
by skinsosoftt April 5, 2019
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"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.
"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025
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deceasement

He's gone through the process of deceasement
by Cynical049 October 28, 2023
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ELDER ABUSE

For example recent news in SAN FRANCISCO. is

PHIL'S KITCHEN absconding with ED SHEERAN'S PLAN.

The TRUMP ERA IS OVER and so is the BIDEN ERA soon AND HERD BITCH IS FUCKED by STANFORD MEDICAL making a fool of ELON',S CHOICE.

The "SWAT IMPOSED POSITION" on ANAL ALAN , the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE has a MANDATORY DU

(but by the same token the RESOURCEFULNESS OF THE ELDER ABUSERS can be quite problematic and not BODE WELL and an ENLIGHTENING FACT there is no MENTAL PROBLEM , " IT'S POLITICAL".)
There is an inherent problem with MENTAL, MEDICAL, AND DENTAL for one thing the order for ELDERLY are just that and for another as PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT is because they just see , "DOLLAR SIGNS , DOLLAR SIGNS AND in some cases INTELLECTUAL IDENTITY TAKEOVER.

Clearly in the news the difficulties in SAN FRANCISCO with ELDER ABUSE sure is a SUBSTANTIVE for the above definition OF PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT as effrontery in many cases is practiced.

The game of ED SHEERAN , who himself was rolling in the gutter is not an ELDERLY ADVOCATE as he uses his music to manipulate the people he so chooses to bring about PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMEMT with the help of PHIL'S KITCHEN who pretentiously is playing songs on his TV and as EDDIE SHEERAN HIMSELF makes three times appearane with me and on time he gives me ,,$2 plus he never shows his face again.

THE deaths of IVANA THE RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT and ROBERT TRUMP within one week of another where IVANA was very nasty arrogant as TOLLS THE BELL and soon BIDEN as the PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT will take effect and even for FUNNY HERD out of MIMOR SURGERY as STANFORD UNIVERSITY demonstrating how DEPP got a point to get those SUING BITCHES BACK especially DYLAN.

FOR JUST an extensive over one hour the MANDATORY SHITEATING DUTY is on but watch ANAL ALAN as maybe a new SD CARD can catch all the ACTION WHERE EVER OF THE PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 7, 2022
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The deceased

A band known by 4 people (Vir you loser your brother doesn't count)

This band is made by the only people who know of it which areeee

Enalis
Stellaria
Virnana
Astrorryn

#stanthedeceased
"Get out of the grave we are the deceased"
by Flyingdeer October 3, 2022
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