Milk the cows 

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

Milk the cows by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

deploy the cows 

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

deploy the cows by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

When the Cows Come Home 

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

When the Cows Come Home by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

The CowShark 

Is a mythical creature of half cow half shark species. It’s gained popularity on social media as a “hidden species” by the Smithsonian organization. On Reddit s/dankmemes , there have been numerous accounts where multiple people have seen this creature while lucid dreaming.

Bro did you see the “the cowshark” it’s so majestical and shit.

The CowShark by The cowshark February 1, 2023

The cows in Earthworm Jim 

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

The cows in Earthworm Jim by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023

feed the cows 

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

feed the cows by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

Let the cows out 

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

Let the cows out by Hamfat December 29, 2018