by Pussy choker 40000000087494837 November 10, 2018
Best place on earth! Wanna visit China, Italy, Paris, Asia, or Venus? Go to Texas n check em out! Got all great country singers from there like, George Strait n Willie Nelson.
by TexasWoman May 29, 2018
A state that some claim that people sleep with thier sisters, when in actuality it is one of the most populist states and is far more modern than most other states.Home to the big D, H town, and the alamo,
eat shit northerners
by Nathan leonard January 19, 2005
"you don't know bout' the way we talk
boys say we got country words
but i don't really care what you heard
cuz you don't know bout' the dirty 3rd
they don't know what that scar bout
they don't know what that bar bout
they don't know what that candy car bout
or smokin that joint about
texas is the home of the playas and pimps
showin naked ass in the great state of texas
3rd coast born i mean we're texas raised
TEXAS, MOTHER FUCKER, THATS WHERE I STAY!"
- mike jones
boys say we got country words
but i don't really care what you heard
cuz you don't know bout' the dirty 3rd
they don't know what that scar bout
they don't know what that bar bout
they don't know what that candy car bout
or smokin that joint about
texas is the home of the playas and pimps
showin naked ass in the great state of texas
3rd coast born i mean we're texas raised
TEXAS, MOTHER FUCKER, THATS WHERE I STAY!"
- mike jones
by jklolz May 26, 2005
contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.
by nolimitsoldier February 20, 2006
the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)
by texan 596 February 06, 2010
I'm from Texas. It's just another state in the U.S. I'm not racist, I've never worn a cowboy hat or boots, I've never ridden a horse or owned livestock. I don't have a truck. I've never said "Don't mess with Texas" or "Everythings bigger in Texas". I'm not an idiot, my I.Q. Is 125. I don't have sex with relatives. I don't own a flag. I've never been to a rodeo. I'm not a religious person, and I hate country music. There are stereotypical Texans here but not everyone is one of them. And out of all of the definitions for Texas (positive or otherwise) mine has better grammar. (And I am currently 16 years old. Male.)
Texas
by BlakeG. May 29, 2009