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Woodward

Another term for “woodwork” in the tv show New Girl.
Nick: I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the "woodward"!

Winston: You mean "woodwork"? What’s “woodward”?!
Nick: Wood! Ward! Wood! Ward! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!
by Ry-Guy January 26, 2021
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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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Woodward Park

The worst school on the planet filled with drug dealers and school shooters
that is such a woodward park school
by @seen_lol December 4, 2020
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robert woodward

The baddest of the bad. Urban legends have been told of him. Epic and LEGENDARY
The Dude
by Baddest mofo who ever lived February 12, 2018
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The Woodward

The man, the myth, the legend. At the age of 16 he's knocked 7 men, 3 pigs, 1 girl, and a kangaroo. Scared of absolutely nothing, doesn't give two shits of what you think
Ay up bro hear about The Woodward , he's one mad g
by OllyBenno January 2, 2017
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Woodward

A dude that is known for staring at girls + boys, and is also a lil shit that screams at you if you don’t have you’re work done he needs to retire (:
Student: hey mr. Woodward I left my hw at home can I bring it tomorrow? Woody: no boy you are too late you need to do you’re work earlier = whole lecture infront of class🤦 ♀️
by Brubrubru333 August 22, 2018
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Woodward Special

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020
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