Plumping the Peach

Rubbing a penis or phallic object between someone's buttcheeks while pressing them together. The titty-fucking of the booty.

He was nervous for his first pegging experience so I started by plumping the peach as a warmup.

by xxQueenBea September 5, 2022

Slurp on the Peach

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

the shady peach

A fuzzy headed guy with short hair and tinted glasses who has emotional disorders and vents out his hate in rhymes and spends his time ranting.

The shady peach was avoided because others found it wrong to chant rhymes in his sleep.

by the shady peach June 24, 2003

James and the giant peach

When the male shrinks down and enters the females vagina and goes on an adventure

Time to go James and the giant peach her

by termn8er January 8, 2012

The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

the moldy peaches

a band that is different from any band i've ever herd before. their music is fun and you can relate. especially the song "nothing came out". download some of their songs now, you won't regret it.

Nothing Came Out -The Moldy Peaches
And besides you're probably holding hands eith some skinny, pretty girl that likes to talk about bands, and all I wanna do is ride bikes with you, and stay up late and watch cartoons.

by michellar August 1, 2006