That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2021
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A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.
Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."
*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"
*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"
by BIGCHAIRDADDY November 19, 2018
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Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 5, 2022
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"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair
by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010
Get the Sniffing the chair mug.When you access your computer without sitting down at your desk, using the keyboard and or mouse with your arms extended over the chair. Usually used with the presence of mind that you will not be committing to an extended period computering.
Mom: John, I told you to shovel the driveway, you better not be on your computer!
John: Wtf! Relax, I'm over the chair right now..
John: Wtf! Relax, I'm over the chair right now..
by montii123 February 26, 2011
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That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.
That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.
by Cough-man September 20, 2019
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hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair
by HANGH! May 29, 2008
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