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Stanford Prison Experiment 

The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
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Stanford goggles 

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
Stanford goggles by Nick D February 7, 2003

Stanfording

It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"
Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"

Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"
Stanfording by The Stanforder March 26, 2010

Stoneyford 

it be a small village just outside the city of Lisburn, in Northern Ireland. Mostly known as a farming community, so there are lots of cows, there are even a fews horses here and there.
Stoneyford's Resivour is the villages main attraction, which brings fishers together from far and wide, yet if there are any actual fish there it is still a mystery.
Yet it's name might emply a rather 'stoney' place, there seems to be more cows than stones inhabiting the place, which is a pleasant surprise to visitors.
Jerry the Petrologist: i think i might go to Stoneyford, in Northern Ireland for a short hoilday, it sounds like an excellent place to go see some mighty fine looking rocks!

Patrick the carnivore: Trust me, you would hate it. Urban dictionary told me it had more cows than rocks, sounds a bit more like my dream holiday.
Stoneyford by oxjoshleighox July 30, 2010

Stanford University 

A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.
Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.

9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.
Stanford University by Nick D September 29, 2003

Stanford 

A school that Doesn't exist
Stanford? You mean St.Anford.

stanford (name) 

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.
damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!
stanford (name) by reality1234 November 27, 2017