A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
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Guy 1:"wow, what an awesome girl! Her name must be Stephania!"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
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A real sex god, tattoos cover him head to toe while his eyes stare through your soul. His modeling career makes him seem like a jerk but in reality he knows the right kind of humor.
Have you seen Stephen James Hendry? That man can take me any day
With all those tattoos you could say he's the next Stephen James Hendry
With all those tattoos you could say he's the next Stephen James Hendry
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Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
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"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
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