When your brother is Obama, you can only be a Stamos.
by QuestionMike November 29, 2022

Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.
Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.
Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.
Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.
Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.
Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.
Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.
Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.
by John Fucking Stamos Bitch July 18, 2009

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

When someone gets messaged by a mysterious "Felicia Stamos" on social media, whether that be Tiktok, Instagram, or even Ebay. Hubert Stamos can also be thrown into the mix.
by TheManTheMythTheStamos June 26, 2025

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023

by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021
