The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Pulling A Stamos

Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.

Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.

Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.

Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.

by John Fucking Stamos Bitch July 18, 2009

Stamos

Brother of a legend

When your brother is Obama, you can only be a Stamos.

by QuestionMike November 29, 2022

Stamo

The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition

That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023

Stamo

The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition

That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023

John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

by Tjoll September 29, 2020

Felicia Stamos

When someone gets messaged by a mysterious "Felicia Stamos" on social media, whether that be Tiktok, Instagram, or even Ebay. Hubert Stamos can also be thrown into the mix.

"Yo bro I got Felicia Stamos'ed the other day"

by TheManTheMythTheStamos June 26, 2025