When you and a mature MILF (usually aged 45+ years) takes you home to have sex with you and her mother. Similar to a sportmans double but usually has a granny involved.
The other night at the bar, this hot MILF wanted me to go home with her and have a sportsman's trio.
by Booger22225 June 24, 2007
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by stolenvitality April 10, 2009
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Sportism • shortism • sportsmanship • sportcism • Sportisim • sportist • sportistic • sportsman • sportsman's double • sortism
It's when a player sucks at being nice to the other player that he loves to destroy everything and scream "f*ck" and "B*llshit" or "D*ck (head)* or "P*ssy*
Andy Murray sucks at sportsmanship so instead he has sportsmanshit by saying f*ck all over the court for everyone to hear, that's how he lost to Djokovic
by F Smasher Bob April 4, 2015
Get the Sportsmanshit mug.A pushy, ambitious person who walks around you up the escalator and isn't content to wait in line with everyone else. A pejorative term possibly first coined in Moscow where the metro escalators are especially long and walking up them is a tireless endeavor.
Guy 1: Geez, these morons are rushing me up the escalator! Can't they see its like a mile long?!
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
by Legally Pumped December 14, 2012
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My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
Get the Stand Up Sportsman’s Double mug.1. "Go away. This table is only for hockey players." "Why do you have to be so sportist?"
2. "That sounds like something a soccer player would do." "Don't be sportist."
2. "That sounds like something a soccer player would do." "Don't be sportist."
by whatever5551 April 25, 2008
Get the sportist mug.1. The belief that athletism accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular athletic endeavor is superior to other athletic endeavors.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on
athletism
3. Showing favoritism to particular people based on the sport they participate in .
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on
athletism
3. Showing favoritism to particular people based on the sport they participate in .
It is sportcism when the football players get to use the weight room at 7 o'clock every morning, and the water polo players have to get up early to use it at 530 in the morning.
An example of sportcism is that the basketball team has it's own trainer and massage therapist and the volleyball, swim, soccer and cross country team all share a trainer and massage therapist.
An example of sportcism is that the basketball team has it's own trainer and massage therapist and the volleyball, swim, soccer and cross country team all share a trainer and massage therapist.
by dorisdela December 7, 2005
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