surging sanders

When you sudden come out of nowhere

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"

by Brummelum February 28, 2016

Jack Of Spade

A white male who is a gay bottom and strictly attracted to black men and/or strictly willing to have sex with black men.

That white boy is wearing a jack of spades so you know he loves that big black dick.

by WhiteBoyBitch4BBC September 21, 2020

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

To Sander

To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.

When someone leaves the last little bit in a beer-"Hey, are you going to sander that beer?"

by 961 May 12, 2007

spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

Barry Sanders Syndrome

A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.

Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!

by Alaskan Pollock February 20, 2014

Luke Sanders

the biggest of melts...

"Luke Sanders, you're such a melt"

"i cannot believe Luke did that, the big melt"

by yeet3242 January 26, 2019