golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Mangoo Sombrero

The sticky residue left atop a mans head after the fellatio of another man while whistling the Mexican Hat Dance.

After a fine dinner at Taco Bell, HJ was pleased with the Mangoo Sombrero he gave to Andrew.

by H-Poon October 21, 2008

silver sombrero

Striking out three times in a single game.

Adam Dunn gets a silver sombrero and a homerun every other game.

by Drool Owtee April 9, 2007

Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

Purple Sombrero

The swollen head of an erect, circumcised penis

I gave her a close-up look at my Purple Sombrero

by BigBossMan November 27, 2012