by Random_HotBrownie March 04, 2022
by friarsams April 21, 2005
by Asexuals December 10, 2015
A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.
by the anti twitter June 29, 2010
when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat
Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"
Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"
Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"
by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 01, 2010
When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.
I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?
by Tommy the Roach March 10, 2011
by FDAU01 November 16, 2010