shit stick

A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.

Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.

by randallt December 30, 2016

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 10, 2006

shit stick

The stick that ugly bitches get hit with when they are young, resulting in extreme ugliness of the bitch, and then resulting in lesbians like Rosie O'Donnell(fat bitch).

Dude that hoe i met last night was so ugly, it looked like her daddy hit her with a shit stick before she was born!

by 420blazendude January 19, 2008

shit on a stick

the decription of someone extremely ugly

"look at that bitch sittin ova there lookin like shit on a stick"

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004

shit stick

1. (noun) Any male's penis who likes or has had sex with someone anally.
2. (noun) An insulting name to call someone, especially a homosexual male.
3. (verb)(hyphenated) To insert a male's penis into an anus

1. He does have a shit stick, but he is still a human being.
2. Get away from me, you shitstick!
3. He shit-sticked his boy aquaintance last night so I ran out of the co-ed bathroom when he came in.

by ILoveHugsandStuff November 1, 2004

shit on a stick

Literal: When some takes a stick, shoves it up the ass, and shits while the stick is still up their ass.

Fred: Ooh! look at that stick. Who wants shit on a stick?
Wyatt: Oh! I do.
Fred: Okay! look away....
Minutes later...
Fred: Here you go!
Wyatt: Aww gross! It tastes and smelles like shit!
Fred: NO SHIT!

by macitup February 27, 2007

Shit Stick

A shit covered stick.

Guy1:Shit stick!

Guy1:What?

Guy1:Look -points to a stick with shit on it-

by Commissar Nolan February 12, 2009