Garble-schnorting

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?

by MugShootr June 29, 2011

Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 9, 2014