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BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
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Sauerkraut

Finding a old condom with cum or semen still in it
Dude I was cleaning out my room and I found an old condom with some sauerkraut in it from that bitch last month
by Lolfuck.89 April 2, 2019
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chop some sauerkraut

if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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chop some sauerkraut

if some of the people you do know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised the methods they are using to do so may not be legal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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Sauerkraut

Giving or getting a blow job in a port-a-pot. Usually at a festival when the tanks are being well used, the humidity is high, and the food and beer is bad.
Dude, I went to the Renaissance Festival yesterday, and you can’t believe the sauerkrauting.
It was better than the sauerkraut at Gay Pride.
I sauerkrauted him at the state fair.
by The 1 God August 19, 2019
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mixmux and sauerkraut

A term for what is being served for dinner; used as a substitute for stating the real menu.
Child: What are we having for dinner?
Mom: Mixmux and sauerkraut
by Joan J June 10, 2008
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Indiana Sauerkraut

When she pounds your dick so hard it gets bundled up like a cabbage and you cut your dick off when its ripe (when its blue as the ocean) and then you slice it up in to thin strips and ferment it for a year then pickle it.
She gave Bobby the Indiana Sauerkraut last night!
by CnekgdpsLover33 January 2, 2021
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