When she pounds your dick so hard it gets bundled up like a cabbage and you cut your dick off when its ripe (when its blue as the ocean) and then you slice it up in to thin strips and ferment it for a year then pickle it.
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It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
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Its taste is often described as awful.
And people agree that you shouldnt eat it.
Its taste is often described as awful.
And people agree that you shouldnt eat it.
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if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
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