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Sauerkraut

Giving or getting a blow job in a port-a-pot. Usually at a festival when the tanks are being well used, the humidity is high, and the food and beer is bad.
Dude, I went to the Renaissance Festival yesterday, and you can’t believe the sauerkrauting.
It was better than the sauerkraut at Gay Pride.
I sauerkrauted him at the state fair.
by The 1 God August 19, 2019
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chop some sauerkraut

if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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chop some sauerkraut

if some of the people you do know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised the methods they are using to do so may not be legal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.
by lards mccoy February 13, 2020
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Sauerkraut Kid

A kid who is sour and annoying about everything and generally has no friends.
George is such a sauerkraut kid; he never wants to do anything and justs insults random people.
by iaintsobad August 12, 2012
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Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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Sauerkraut

A fermented cabbage, healthy

Its taste is often described as awful.
And people agree that you shouldnt eat it.
Dude why did you eat sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut is a fermented cabbage.
by I_am_the_wisest November 22, 2021
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