Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

squiggly diggly

when the school saint marys is gay and cant take a joke

that school is squiggly diggly

by reesespuffs123 November 6, 2021

squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 3, 2004

Hot&Squigglies

The variety of feces that is typically composed of many short, thin, and curly turds. These scats also burn the anus upon evacuation.

After eating nothing but nachos and drinking liquor all night, he had a bad case of the Hot&Squigglies the next afternoon.

by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

Squiggly-Sqoo

There is no definition for this word, but if you say it to someone and they think you're talking about something inappropriate then you know they have a dirty mind.

"Squiggly-Sqoo!"
"What's a squiggly-sqoo?"

"I love my squiggly-sqoo!"

"You love your penis? Um..."
"No. It doesn't mean anything, you have a dirty mind"

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Are you gay?"
"LOL No. You're dirty-minded."

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Uh. Okay."

by MG1rl June 22, 2015

Squiggly Honkers

When you take off your bra and them honkers honk out and flop out.

Man these squiggly honkers sag more and more each day.

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021