Snek

It’s a slang for snake

That baby snek is so cute!

by Snfee May 6, 2021

Snek

A living noodle.

The noodle is a Snek!

by WingsOfFireFan1000 September 7, 2022

Snek

When you be slappin a bitch in the mouth and then you grab her hair and yank it so her face goes into tha drywall like you would when you slap a snake against tha drywall to kill it.

I snekked that hoe because she was being generaly foolish and ignorant

by white xxxtentacion June 14, 2023

Snek

It's like a snake, but cuter. Usually when a snake gets adopted it becomes a snek.

Look bro, I have a snek!

by Sleepi127 April 11, 2024

Snek

Snek is when you see a snake, who is boopable. Sometimes, sneks have hats!

Guy 1: This is Fred.
Guy 2: Can I boop Fred? He is a cute snek.
Guy 1: Yes, he no bite.
Guy 2: *Boops Fred the snek.*
Guy 1: It gets better. *Gives Fred a top hat.*
Guy 2: *Dies of cute.*

by Sleepi127 January 16, 2025

Snek Milk

Snek milk is a scrumptious food that you can only get from sneks. It will grant you eternal life, you fat whore.
HOW TO OBTAIN THE MILK
1. Find snek
2. Grab snek by neck
3. Spin snek
4. Collect milk flung out of snek
HOW TO EAT MILK
1. Place in boot
2. eat it you fat whore
Snek milk is endangered so if you manage to get some make sure you dont waste any and eat every morsel you fat whore.

Fat Whore: "Yes I finally got some snek milk! *drinks offensivly* snek milk I wish that I will not be a fat whore anymore.
Snek Milk: "fak you you fat whore"

by 00milky_loaf00 April 28, 2022

snek bitch

A snek bitch is a thot, a hoe, a whore. Basically a female that goes around talking to them other guys who taken. She tries to break up relationships , and/or sleep with every guy possible.

Do NOT trust them ! I repeat do NOT!

A snek bitch will try to steal yo man.

by FatAmericans January 6, 2017