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Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.
Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!
by Fransuti May 9, 2020
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The Singularity

The point at which software is able to generate Facebook statuses indistinguishable from those created by man.
When the machines reached The Singularity, mankind had truly lost the war.
by statusmonkey November 12, 2013
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Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.
Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"
by ihatethat November 16, 2013
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Weeb Singularity

When a weeb is no longer attracted to real women, only anime girls, that weeb has reached the weeb singularity. It is called the singularity because once the get to that point there is no turning back.
Jim reached the weeb singularity 3 years ago.
by Spearhead987 October 24, 2019
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International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.
Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022
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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity
by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009
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