The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017
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Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.
by JAbedtime July 25, 2023
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