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University of Southampton

A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.
Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!

Bro she's a 6...
by Johng15 May 15, 2018
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Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.
Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE
by 535 October 9, 2012
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Southampton

A place where a lot of Polish people reside.
There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton
by Death Menace September 7, 2022
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Southampton

A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.
person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”
by soton menace November 22, 2021
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Southampton Reject

A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School
Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.
by Hwk2 July 6, 2022
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Southampton f.c

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit
by the true name of dan January 10, 2023
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Southampton shimmy

When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.
He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!
by Jawn215 March 15, 2024
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