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Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
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H.F.A.S.

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I know it's out of the norm, but, H.F.A.S..
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When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
by boonrod2008 April 20, 2020
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Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
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F.A.C.T.S. Pact

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The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006
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S.O.F.A.

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(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
by The Commodore October 17, 2008
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F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

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to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
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