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rules is rules

A common statement is which a person attempts to convey that "rules" (policies, laws, etc) must be followed irrespective of personal intuition or any sense of what really makes sense. "Rules is rules" conveys that it is the rule, and nothing else, that determines a certain action or inaction. The statement is usually used in a context where it is believed that the rule "doesn't make sense", but it must be followed anyway, simply because it is a rule.
Unfortunately our company doesn't allow us to send Excel files because they might have malicious macros embedded. Even if I know an Excel files is safe, I can not send it to you via email because "rules is rules".
by seajay1978 April 25, 2016
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Rules

Why are you looking this up, nobody follows the rules on Urban Dictionary including the editors.
"Let me make a definitions about my crush and how sexy she is"

Looks at the rules

"Fuck that everybody needs to know how hot she is"
by LolCringe August 17, 2019
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rugless

A virgin. Totally sexless for life. Someone who has no idea what the genitals of the opposite sex even look like.
1st guy: Why is Barry buying tampons for his uncle?
2Nd guy: His uncle called and said there was a leak and cause he's rugless man - totally cluelss.
by philligree May 20, 2008
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playground rules

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...
John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!
by Danie March 9, 2015
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Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)
Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"
by F.Castro March 18, 2009
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trump rules

When you play a game and have no plans of losing gracefully. You either win, or bitch about how the game was rigged and everyone else cheated.
Mike: Let's play a quick game before we go
Jim: OK, but I am watching so you done screw me out of a win again
Mike: Ahh, so Trump Rules
by Honcho,Mike January 24, 2017
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Roples

A word invented in the mid-to-late 1990's used to describe something that is so un-believably cool that a traditional, real word would not do it justice. Most commonly used by skateboarding, suburbanite mid-westerners born in 1986 or 1987.
Man 1: "Dude, yesterday in the lunch room they had chicken fried steak AND pizza. Sweet tits!"

Man 2: "Roples man, roples..."
by Geefunker January 9, 2010
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