During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
by Strangling Jack April 30, 2010
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He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
by JenAJay November 20, 2010
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Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints
by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006
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Go to any place that rents movies, rent some, slap that shiet into your computer and start ripping them. There you go, no need to pay $20 for DvDs anymore.
How to do it you say? Find out yourself biaatch!
Go to any place that rents movies, rent some, slap that shiet into your computer and start ripping them. There you go, no need to pay $20 for DvDs anymore.
How to do it you say? Find out yourself biaatch!
by ongfooksan July 15, 2004
Get the Rule of the 3 "R's" mug.1.Using "he" in a sentence as the default pronoun(instead of "he or she") for someone of an unknown gender,a person using this rule is thus considered a sexist by feminists.
2. Rule that compares such a person previously described to that of a wife-beater(wife beating is where the Rule of Thumb part originates).
2. Rule that compares such a person previously described to that of a wife-beater(wife beating is where the Rule of Thumb part originates).
My feminist English teacher yelled at me about my use of the Grammatical Rule of Thumb in my English paper.
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