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not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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Joe Ruddy

An absolute lanky cunt who would put a pipe bomb under ya nans car. Also from Coventry and supports the ira
Yeah, he's defiantly a Joe Ruddy
by mariodfdfffegrre November 12, 2020
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Ruddy

Ruddy monie is a typical upper boy, don't joke with big buts and boobs,keep your good characters,if you don't have buts and big bobs your character don't counts.
This dude like child abuse and sexual violence.
O M G ruddy is a beast,after 10 rounds he was still vibrant and needed more
Ruddy

As a lady the best ruddy you need is hotter and faster than vibrator

Can you believe that ruddy fingered for 8hours and was still looking for more wet pussy??

Be with ruddy to enhance your sexual and emotional life as a Lady.
by Ruddy moni November 26, 2021
mugGet the Ruddymug.

Ruddy

Ruddy monie is a typical upper boy, don't joke with big buts and boobs,keep your good characters,if you don't have buts and big bobs your character don't counts.
This dude like child abuse and sexual violence.
O M G ruddy is a beast,after 10 rounds he was still vibrant and needed more
Ruddy

As a lady the best ruddy you need is hotter and faster than vibrator

Can you believe that ruddy fingered for 8hours and was still looking for more wet pussy??

Be with ruddy to enhance your sexual and emotional life as a Lady.
by Ruddy moni November 26, 2021
mugGet the Ruddymug.

last name ruddy

People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.
by PotatoManFrag November 18, 2013
mugGet the last name ruddymug.

john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
Tht was a real john ruddy move
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
mugGet the john ruddymug.

ruddie

That girl is a Ruddie.
by WordSearch62 October 25, 2020
mugGet the ruddiemug.

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