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rubber ducky 

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.

made of either plastic or hard rubber

also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)

it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
rubber ducky by jsavy June 29, 2024
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Rubber ducky 

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave
I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

rubber ducky on the back 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.
Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!

rubber ducky special 

The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning

rubber ducky on the back 

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back
Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

Rubber Ducky Method 

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

Rubber Ducky Method 

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.