a person who is a slut and at the same time will follow anything you say. Also the person might forget you at any time for another man
by ziggyboggydoop December 4, 2004
Get the roboslut mug.In short, these are robots who pretend to be human. Like humans, or "homosapiens", robosapiens are bipedal humanoids. Unlinke humans, robosapiens do not have hair or genetalia. This lack of external organs makes them very angry, therefore they take out their aggression upon children and the elderly. Nurseries and senior living communities are the most common targets for robosapien terrorism. However, they have also been seen at pet stores, random gas stations, and occasionally the local strip club.
Preparation for a robosapien encounter is important for today's society as neither pepper spray nor kung fu have any effect upon them.
Rule 1: ALWAYS wear a cup. Seeing as genetalia is the source of their hostility, this is the first area they will attempt to maim. Women are likely to have their chest attacked. The only defense against this is to get breast reduction surgery BEFORE the attack.
Rule 2: Pose an unanswerable question to them which will give you time to get away. Since they are robots, they rely heavily upon logic. A popular conundrum is, "How many digits of Pi can you count to?" or "What's the difference between a metrosexual and a homosexual?"
Rule 3: Always bring your robotic guard with you wherever you go. Since you cannot attack the robosapien, you need something that can. Robotic dogs are perfect. Or a gun.
Follow these steps and you will be safe from robosapien attacks and identity theft. You're welcome.
Preparation for a robosapien encounter is important for today's society as neither pepper spray nor kung fu have any effect upon them.
Rule 1: ALWAYS wear a cup. Seeing as genetalia is the source of their hostility, this is the first area they will attempt to maim. Women are likely to have their chest attacked. The only defense against this is to get breast reduction surgery BEFORE the attack.
Rule 2: Pose an unanswerable question to them which will give you time to get away. Since they are robots, they rely heavily upon logic. A popular conundrum is, "How many digits of Pi can you count to?" or "What's the difference between a metrosexual and a homosexual?"
Rule 3: Always bring your robotic guard with you wherever you go. Since you cannot attack the robosapien, you need something that can. Robotic dogs are perfect. Or a gun.
Follow these steps and you will be safe from robosapien attacks and identity theft. You're welcome.
"That robosapien drop-kicked my baby!"
"My identity was stolen by a robosapien and my wife is ugly!"
"My identity was stolen by a robosapien and my wife is ugly!"
by Austin Peters June 2, 2008
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secretly their passion was robosex, and they engaged frequently in threesomes and most sexual activity with their favorite shiny lover, a sexy goth robot who's features, surfaces and postures were very life-like.
by Ralph Gaggern December 9, 2007
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Also: robo-curious - one who suspects machines could be superior to the real thing.
Also: robo-curious - one who suspects machines could be superior to the real thing.
I have a foot locker full of sex toys and no boyfriend; I am a robosexual.
The Hustler store rewards card is a must for anyone who is robosexual or robo-curious.
The Hustler store rewards card is a must for anyone who is robosexual or robo-curious.
by Miz Yopo October 23, 2012
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by robomaeyhem August 16, 2004
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by robostep November 30, 2010
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Yun Gee: "Yes Please."
Greg (Robot Voice): "Okay, let me look for the sex folder on my hard drive..."
Yun Gee: "Yes Please."
Greg (Robot Voice): "Okay, let me look for the sex folder on my hard drive..."
by iPodsexfreak December 18, 2008
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