Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011

retainer

I little piece of plastic and metal that sits in your mouth after the removal of Braces. Can easily get lost for they are often translucent, and are highly enjoyed by dogs as a tasty snack.

"Sorry, My dog ate my retainers."

by Plasticine June 14, 2005

Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.

Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though

by kliider August 29, 2008

Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.

Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006

Reading Rainbowed

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

by 13th May 7, 2011

Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

by scher&air February 4, 2012

Piercing Retainer

A stud, generally clear, used to hold open so as not to be seen by others

If you were going to apply for a job (most job managers don't want peirced employees.), and you have a nose piercing, you could use a piercing retainer in the place of your nose ring... not to noticable, unless close in each others face.

by kikirae May 22, 2012