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recession

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.
recession
by vreno January 20, 2010
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Recession Boyfriend

Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them
Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend
by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008
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Age Regression

Age regression is when a person, (could be underage or not) reverts to a childlike state, mostly to cope with stress, anxiety, depression, and other things that might affect your day-to-day life. Though, sometimes it is just done for fun. People who age regress can regress on purpose, or unintentionally. It is a completely non-sexual thing, and is not to be mistaken with Age play, which involves roleplaying as a child and sexual activities (sometimes). When you experience age regression, it can be called little space, middle space, or big space. Little Space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually being 1-8. Middle space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually 9-12. And big space is when you regress only a few years back, usually being 13-15. People who regress to a younger state, usually might need help doing simple things like making their own food or brushing their teeth. That's where a caregiver comes in! Most people with a significant other, have a cg (caregiver). And their job consists of taking care of their little whilst they are in little space, middle space, or big space. Age regression is a wonderful coping mechanism overall and is not a bad thing anyone should be ashamed of.
"I love stuffed animals, it helps me regress alot easier!"
"What is with the pacifier, are you a baby or something?" No, they just Age Regress!"
"Age regression helps me cope!"
by Kawaii_Gutz March 5, 2022
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recession video

a wave of music videos by mainstream artists with uncharacteristically low budgets, giving a somewhat cheapened feel to the video. signs include single venues, maybe one or two cars, a lack of jewelry (excluding jewelry owned by the artist beforehand), animation, and a cheaper grade of video vixen.
Thing 1: you seen that Every Girl video? that shit was TOO nice!

Thing 2: man that was a fuckin recession video. it was one car in a warehouse with fuckin cartoons and like 50 off-the-corner hoes. shit was wack.
by AlexParkerEmcee April 8, 2009
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Recession whore

A person who uses the recession as an excuse to free load off others without shame or feeling of resentment. This is used to prevent a person from using their own money and spending or using other people's money. It's pretty much like selling yourself (like your time, looks, etc.) for free stuff in order to survive the recession.
That girl is such a recession whore, she only uses him when she wants to free drinks.
by CrazyFlipKandi June 1, 2009
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Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!
You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression
by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018
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recessionomics

The branch of social science that deals with the practice of having no cash money.
The California government majored in recessionomics.

I can't go out to night, I'm studying recessionomics.
by _Californian_ August 3, 2009
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