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Romantic Shower

When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.
Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.

Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.
by Jandro0046 December 10, 2010
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romantic garbage

romantic garbage when you’re capable of giving and receiving love often, but none of it really means anything to you and you just end up harming people you once “loved”
Guy 1-“honestly all of my relationships were just romantic garbage”
Guy 2-“ what do you mean
Guy 1-“ that I never really loved any of them and I just felt bored and uninterested the whole time”
Guy 2-“oh.”
by Racooneggs May 3, 2019
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romantic goth

A darkness loving, very emotional aspect of the gothic culture. Poetry and lace are highly valued, as well as corsets, velvet and coffins. Many are inspired by Victorian fashion and vampires. Very ghostly and dreamy.
Sat in the pew of a Church, tying a new scrap of black lace around a new self inflicted wound, while singing in Latin and attempting to read another's palm at the same time.
by DreamingBloodMistress December 12, 2003
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romantic interests

A person that you're not quite sure about, but it's definetly more than sex.

You get lost in your conversations, and the hours pass like minutes. You're more than willing to listen to them when they talk about their day. The chemistry between you is remarkable.

Whether you're going out with your friends or taking your dog for a walk, you want them there with you. And if they're not there, you can't get them off your mind and sneak off to give them a quick "I miss you" phone call. Of course, you don't tell your friends.

It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up...

its wanting that kiss to never end because its never felt so good

its the smile that you cant help getting on your face when you look at them...

But do you want to be tied down?
Mother: So, are you dating anyone?
Daughter: Well, I have a romantic interests....he's so great, i can't stop thinking about him...but I don't know if I want to have a "boyfriend"
by BeccaTheBoo September 22, 2008
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romantic friendship

a friendship, often between members of the same sex, which is tender, caring, affectionate and resonant, but which generally does not involve sex or sexual contact.
romantic friendships between women were both common and socially accepted in the Victorian era.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
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romantic comedy

The most vile, insipid, sanity-destroyingly horrible genre in the history of cinema. The romantic comedy is a genre of movie, usually mainstream, that follows a fairly consistant formula: boy meets girl, silly shit happens, low-intensity comedy insues, mild disasters averted, boy and girl get married and live happily ever after, the end. This formula never changes, for if there were the slightest deviation, it would not ba a romantic comedy. This genre exists solely for the entertainment of obnoxious, highly sentimental housewives who feel that their gender must consign them to this terrible fate. For them, to be feminine is to be an obnoxious, hand-wringing milksop. This is similar to the viewpoint among men that to be masculine is to be an obnoxious, belligerent neanderthal who crushes beer cans with his forehead. Romantic comedy is cinematic anti-matter. It is the opposite of art, and can not, by nature, be creative or original in any way. Romantic comedies are as plentiful as they are unbearable, due to the consistent market for sappy, brain-dead entertainment. A watcher of romatic comedies never gets tired of the same plot, over and over and over again, and therefore can watch the same movie, with subtle variations, thousands of times over a lifetime, viewing each new clone as if it were the first.

People of average intelligence are advised avoid this genre if at all possible, as it has been known to cause severe drowsiness, ennui, brain leakage through the ears and, in rare cases, extreme homicidal rage.
DVD's of previous years' romantic comedy hits are best suited for use as a cheap and durable paving and flooring material, and are of about the right size to be used as targets for archery and riflery practice.

I re-tiled my bathroom floor with surplus copies of You've Got Mail, and at half the cost of ceramic tile!
by the birds and trees October 1, 2006
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romantic goth

A subspecies of goth, known for it's love of fancy Victorian clothing, poetry, and wispy ethereal music. The sort that you'll find reciting Shakespeare under willow trees in cemeteries on moonlit nights while weeping tragically or some such.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003
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