My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
by Walstur April 17, 2020
by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018
A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’
by God.SR August 06, 2022
Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.
person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
by queen of quifs July 26, 2018
An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
by bury me in scat February 02, 2021