Putting your foot in it

To do something very well, to excel at something. Basically to 'kick it in the ass.'

We ate at some excellent BBQ last night at your restaurant. You will definately do good business as long as you keep putting your foot in it like that.

by Bubba 99 August 16, 2009

putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2017

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson

I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.

by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016