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The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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It is the day you steal a Visco girl/boy's hydro flask and smash their face in with it then break their wrists with there scruchese with it and you won't have to go to jail.
November 1:punch a Visco Day is long and big
by The amazing_dog_bot November 1, 2019
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On March 19th The best holiday of all...

NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
You get to punch your siblings all day with getting away with it.
Hey Bro I'ma punch you because its NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
by qwq qwq qwq October 4, 2020
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National punch a 06 day

Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October
O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them
by Negraborgari October 9, 2019
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Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
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Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.
It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.
by Daily events December 12, 2024
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