Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
It is the day you steal a Visco girl/boy's hydro flask and smash their face in with it then break their wrists with there scruchese with it and you won't have to go to jail.
by The amazing_dog_bot November 01, 2019
On March 19th The best holiday of all...
NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
You get to punch your siblings all day with getting away with it.
NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR SIBLINGS DAY!!
You get to punch your siblings all day with getting away with it.
by qwq qwq qwq October 05, 2020
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 07, 2022
Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY
by MFKER19 November 20, 2023