Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Pittsburgh Potty

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016

urban poutfitter

the face that all people who wear urban outfitters make.

"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"

Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"

by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009

Pooty Crew

The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about humerous subjects.

"Man, the Pooty Crew is at it again in the 20's chat room."

by Mark G March 30, 2005

poutination

1. The process by which French fries, cheese and gravy become poutine.

2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.

3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.

As the piping hot gravy comes in contact with the fries and cheese, they undergo poutination.

by Poutination August 14, 2014

pull a porty

to exclude somone in a mean way and make them cry

I just noticed my "friends" pull a porty on me

by johnSmithsonian May 30, 2011

Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

by C Bob September 5, 2014