Mr. Potato head

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.

Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head

by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009

Mr. Potato Head

The. Best. Thing. Ever.

I LOVE MR. POTATO HEAD!!!!!

by THICCERS October 16, 2020

Mrs. Potato Head

When one pours french fries on their penis and asks for a blow job from their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Mrs. Potato Head last night.

by HimInMeDickIt March 22, 2010

Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

by sara's diary October 23, 2012

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 27, 2021

Potato head

A person being a aboulute idiot

My brother eating raw chicken

"Wht you ear raw chick you potato head"

by The truth_allday August 24, 2021