A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
Get the pongo waltmug. by User03847jfud June 10, 2023
Get the Pongomug. ape. dick tends to be larger than most. If hitler was really a good leader than he wouldn’t have put all of his resources towards killing jews. Hitler wasn’t even good at genocide instead he decided to try to wage war and commit genocide simultaneously. Hitler should have instead won the war which he could using blitzkreig and then he could kill all of the jews. After he finished off the news pongo would rise from the ashes and reward Hitlers achievements with his missing testicle which pinto had confianscated when Hitler ‘‘twas just a wee lad so that he reach his full potential.
by pongo pinto April 13, 2022
Get the Pongomug.