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Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.
Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!
by xbossman04 April 26, 2020
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national kiss/hug a short person day

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!
by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018
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national kick an ugly person day

on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer
by smexydevan12345 January 9, 2022
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National hug a Cute person day

National cute day is celebrated on March 11th were you hug the people you think are cute and or things !
Person 1: Hey whats on March 11th?
Person 2: oh it’s national hug a cute person day *hugs*
Person 1: oh really? *hugs back and than hugs there pet*
by unknown shipper pie ship March 10, 2020
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National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
by callfoxy December 16, 2021
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Personal J-Day

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011
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NATIONAL SLAP A WHITE PERSON DAY

do it, they deserve it.
“no i can’t go, i’m partaking in national slap a white person day ):”
by emiliatbh May 15, 2021
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