Oxford High School CT 

Located in the shittiest, smallest town you can think of, also known as “cowtown” or “oxhood”. Full of white people, white supremacists, white potheads who act like they’re black, and a crazy superintendent/principal duo. Trump supporter central. Mostly rich kids who are completely sheltered to the world. Most kids graduate from here and stay in Ct their whole lives. Opioid problems, overdoses, shitty parties, judgemental people, lightweights, vape central and crazy bitches. Known for rivalry with Seymour high. Wins one game and acts like they’re undefeated when in reality all the sports teams suck. Most likely to win an award for “most kids peaked in highschool” or “least school spirit”

“Oh you go to Oxford High School Ct? Wait.. where even is that?”

Oxford High School CT by cowtown101 May 3, 2018

oxford middle school 

the place where all the super white kids go and slowly get more depressed

oxford middle school is deppressing

oxford middle school by ////////////.................. October 8, 2017

New Oxford High School 

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School is gay

New Oxford High School by Sr. David Fallopiantube VIII June 23, 2021

Oxford High School 

A school predominantly filled with An Asian race who are music prodigy’s. A majority of the girls are from the junior school and can be clingy but the rest are super sunny and attractive. You will be blown away. The boys equivalent is MCS.

Mcs boys: woah did you those girls.
Other people: yes they’re from Oxford High School

Oxford High School by Telula January 3, 2018

Oxford High School 

A school full of rich white assholes in Michigan. Oxford is filled with cunts and liars but make up for it with a half decent football field for their shitty team that they spend all their money on.

Girl: Wow this school is really pretty

Boy: Don’t let it fool you, Oxford High School is a cesspool of idiots and assholes

Oxford High School by Gay_privileged_giraffe October 14, 2021

Oxford Battered Sausage 

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

Oxford Battered Sausage by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

New Oxford High School 

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up

Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School

New Oxford High School by CGrace May 7, 2024