slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

Ouchie bang bang

Breaking your bone, said in a funny way

"This is commonly referred to as breaking your bone, but in the medcial industry its called an Ouchie bang bang"

by Rip_Player January 17, 2023

ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc

Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

ouchie chihuahua

When EVERYTHING hurts down there. When your vagina is red and screaming for WHATEVER REASON and you’re lubed up from north to south and east to west with antifungals or just have your period.

I got my grandma panties on, ouchie chihuahua!
Ouchie Chihuahua Aunt Flo dame to visit!

by Nasmrad77ily November 16, 2021