Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

by Sir something January 12, 2022

Optimus prime

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

by Bootstrap Bill July 02, 2009

optimus prime

The best of the best. Really cool or fun.

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.

by Danger Razor September 28, 2007

Optimus Prime

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.

Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!

by pledge prez March 09, 2005

optimus prime

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

by Penishead Bob July 03, 2009

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt June 09, 2007