Honestly a great place to live, The really rich people are from Fort Salonga, Eatons Neck, and Asharoken. But Northport is far from poor. You must drive a Mercedes, vote republican, and make fun of the poor people in Kings Park to fit in. Somehow this little town has some of the best restaurants in the county too. Northport has some of the best MILFS on the island, huge tits and they r so down bad for young guys. I have heard so many stories..
It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"
It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"
by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026
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by Invincidih March 19, 2025
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