Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size

Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon

A little fat ugly rat who likes to watch xxx because he has no friends

Eamon

by eamon is not hot August 22, 2023

Eamon

The type of guy who can't take a shit without taking of all of his clothes (leaving shoes and socks on) and bracing the walls either side of him.

'Hey man, have you seen Eamon?'

'See the trail of clothes leading to the cubicle and I reckon you'll be close'

by thebiggestofmen July 29, 2024

Eamon

Super cool guy with a very muscular right arm.

Eamon is currently doing your mum

by RichHomieEamon November 25, 2022