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Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020
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A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020
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National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021
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