national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor December 11, 2007

National fuck Jacob day

June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day

Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob

by 3XTREMEY BOI July 20, 2018

National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019

National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

National Fuck Pyro Day

This day will never happen

National Fuck Pyro Day situation:

*THERE IS NO SITUATION*

by Haedez October 8, 2021

national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!

Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”

by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 1, 2022