My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.
person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(
by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021
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