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Serial monogamist

A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)

The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!

Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.

Friend: What happened?

Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.

Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
by Word Vixen November 29, 2009
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cyber monogamous

Having a cyber sex relationship with only one person who you have never met in real life, only online.
He decided to be cyber monogamous with her because she gave really good virtual head.
by Anonymisses December 28, 2011
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monogamy

marriage with only one person at a time, and the practice of only having one mate.
Because he didn't want a threesome, He showed to be manogamous.

An orgy is the the total opposite of monogamy.
by Rebeca December 12, 2008
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Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.
I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.
by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012
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Monogamize

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.
We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!
by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018
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monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
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monogamous

The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.
Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.
by HoodedBandit March 18, 2014
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